Thursday, August 07, 2008

Lawak hari Khamis part 2

"Anwarized" - meaning: To get back-stabbed i.e. People who have been anwarized may contact the DPM's hotline

"Badawized" - meaning: To be stupified i. e. Malaysians seem to be badawized by the media which reports biased news

"Najibbed" - meaning: To be blown to bits i.e. In this country,you better be careful with what you say, you can be najibbed otherwise

"Petrad" - meaning: To be exposed i.e. Lately the BN coalition has been petrad in many ways

"KayJayed" - meaning: To shout for no reason i.e. He kayjayed in the Dewan and appeared like a moron

"Balaed" - meaning: To vanish suddenly i.e. They opposition balaed from the meeting in protest

"Lingamed" - meaning: To repeat redundantly i.e. The Information Minister lingamed the same rubbish in the debate recently.

"Soileked" - meaning: To be caught on tape i.e. People have stopped using budget hotels as they are afraid of being soileked.

A short Malaysian fiction:
Altantuya was cold bloodedly najibbed after she attempted to petra Najib for anwarising her and not making the promised payments. Razak was badawized into covering up for Najib, while Najib balaed from the scene. Razak was actually anwarized. However Najib lingamed that he had nothing to do with it and has been kayjaying on the topic in an attempt to prove his innocence.

Nevertheless, some quarters have been threatening that they have soileked evidence that Najib was involved.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aku nak add sikit:

1. Saifulitis : having pain in the ass/anus. eg; Raju is having an acute saifulitis after having bouts of diarrhoea.

2. Chedetology : a specialise study on how to backfire your previous employee/apparentice. eg; In view of the history of the Darth Vader, the Jedi Council nowadays has included chedetology as part of compulsory subject to all Younglins.

3. Bung-radenitis : a serious infectious disease which affect the vocal cord. eg; Fendi used to be a very cool & low profile student. Out of the blue, recently he behaves wierdly, shouting here and there. He must be infected with the deadly bung-radenitis!

4. Shaberrioma : a condition whereby the salivary glands produces excessive saliva while talking. eg; Though Zamri is a great debater, but having shaberrioma has somehow affect his progression in the rank of school debaters.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaaaaa........ kreatifnye kawan2 aku. all the words tu bunyi mcm best lah. boleh hantar kat wikipedia ni.

k yani

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