Saturday, January 05, 2008
Before and After Marriage Conversation
Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..
Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
lagi lama married.
You die I help you!
Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!
Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. '
Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding
'you are worse than godzila'
Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you
Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la
Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak
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2 comments:
I know its just a joke, but i think the joke is a bit extreme lah and a deterrent to people who have not gotten married. It is probably true for some couple that love is sweetest waktu tengah hangat bercinta before married, but love is still sweet after, and even better coz its now legal! So for those single-tons out there, married life is beautiful and is not as horrifying that most jokes out there are trying to imply :D.
Bak ada pepatah yg pernah aku dengar, sounds something like Allah jadikan isteri dari tulang rusuk suami, dekat dengan hati utk disayangi, dekat dengan tangan, untuk dibelai, bukan utk dipukul.
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